superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
Things I am always down for no questions asked:
-Roadtrips
-Campfires
-Breakfast for dinner
-Hot coffee and good conversation
-Record shopping
-Naps
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO ME I WOULD FUCK THEM ON THE SPOT
(blushes furiously) (picks up cards) (looks through them desperately) i um…dont have a card for…this situation….
I had a dream where every person, at exactly midnight on new years following their 22nd birthday, they possessed the body of their soulmate and people ran around trying to figure out who they were so that they could find eachother, and they left notes for the body’s owner to find with their address. And there were some language gaps so people had to translate it and travel to different countries carrying the notes they were left, and it was great
write a book right now
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free
i am all the portal spheres combined
